Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Becoming a Parent

I took this from BabyCenter and Nick said something about copyright, plagiarism, suing, blah, blah blah...but it made me laugh out loud and the odds of BabyCenter finding out I used it are in my favor. So here's to making you laugh out loud!


You didn't know becoming a parent meant...
  • Stacking today's unread newspaper on top of yesterday's unread newspaper.
  • Eating dinner like we're trying to break a world record for the most pasta swallowed in the shortest amount of time. Standing up.
  • Letting your partner choose between poop and laundry as a topic of conversation.
  • Figuring out how to pee without putting the baby down.
  • Wearing a bra that looks like something from a 1930s catalog.
  • Spending three hours getting the baby to sleep and then waking him up two minutes later to make sure he's still breathing.
  • Forgetting what you were...
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1 comment:

  1. Love it! And I think since you attributed Baby Center as the original source, then you're in the clear with the copy right police. :)

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